Basically, I am definitely new to this. I am a "What you see is what you get" kinda guy. I won't bother with too much "interesting Self-promoting flattery" to attract interest in this ad (Though I know I should...but I'm just really not good at it I think. At least not good enough to be Convincing...) So I guess you kinda have to coax it out of me. Oh, and i have a dog. (he isn't very intelligent or even a particularly attractive beast....but he has personality)

A woman who is saint-like in her patience and understanding. And willing to tolerate being seen in public with a really ugly and not so intelligent dog on a leash. Must tolerate Dogs at least this one... (I won't specify "like", tolerate is fine). I will supply pics of Dog first. If he doesn't put you off, I will tentatively send photos of myself....Deal?